I’ve been laughing at this like an idiot for like 5 minutes now
African-American Proverb. Translated to: “Black people get old, but we don’t look old.” A means of saying black people always look younger than what age they really are because our faces do not sag, loose shape, or wrinkle up, contrary to our age counterparts.
SEE: Halle Berry, Bianca Lawson, Stacey Dash, Will Smith, Morris Chestnut, Taye Diggs, Nia Long.
Yoni (via realinternetho)
but this is the best though
Pretty Hurts was originally written for Katy Perry lmao can u imagine
This is actually true. Sia wrote the song and e-mailed it to Katy Perry but she never read her e-mails. So she sent it to Rihanna, who didn’t pay the fee to keep the song. Finally when she sent the song to Beyoncé, she immediately took it.
When Katy Perry heard the song, she asked why Sia hadn’t sent it to her first… Sia replied: Check your e-mail.
what if u woke up tomorrow and it was the first day of seventh grade and everythings that happened since then was just a dream
Whites riot over pumpkins in NH and Twitter turns it into epic lesson about Ferguson, aka The Best of #PumpkinFest, PT 1. #staywoke